Wids
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Post by Wids on Jun 12, 2018 23:18:32 GMT -5
I see you hiding behind your fancy Staff Only forum, you wily Canuck....  Okay!  ...oops...I mean...  Our National Anthem has explosions, awesomesauce, British dudes running all the way back to the Atlantic with their tails between their legs and a million-billion more verses; therefore, it's 20% 385% cooler than that one anthem about a bunch of dudes standing around the Great White North, watching for stuff. Also, Trudeau's a milquetoast, poutine is overrated, whiskey-battered Texan-style eye of round steaks are better and Trump for President 2020!  #comeatmeeh? 
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Post by hungrycrow on Jun 13, 2018 3:10:48 GMT -5
Lol. Trey Parker came into my bar one night. I told him I used to call my roommate stupid dip shits when they watched South Park. He said I was right and asked me where he could get laid.
True story
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Post by Wids on Jun 13, 2018 8:44:46 GMT -5
Lol. Trey Parker came into my bar one night. I told him I used to call my roommate stupid dip shits when they watched South Park. He said I was right and asked me where he could get laid. True story You met Trey Parker and you didn't buy him a beer? For shame!  So did you tell him where he could get laid, at least?  (And let Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Team America: World Police shine on as proof positive that Canadians can make fun of us Americans all they want, as long as they make us laugh while they're doing it. ) |
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Post by hungrycrow on Jun 13, 2018 20:59:22 GMT -5
No I did sell him our most expensive whiskey before I even knew who he was. In fact when he walked in the door I thought, did I go to high school or wait tables on this guy? I didn't say anything until he handed me his credit card it said "Fuzzy Balls Inc". Which sounded like something any number of my old friends would do, if any of them weren't losers. So then I just asked him if I went to HS with him. He casually leaned back and asked me if I had ever seen SP. That's when I told him about calling my roommates idiots for watching it as I spent my time watching Nova and Frontline. I also told him I was completely wrong and changed my mind when I finally did watch it.
As for getting laid; I said you're Trey Parker can't you just roll down the window of your limo and the girls jump in? I think he was hoping to bang one of the girls at work, but that'd be up to them not me. (he was looking for a brothel and I didn't know where one was) But I did point him in what may have been the right direction, after three or four drinks and some fat tips. I hope the new season starts soon.
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Post by chilango on Jun 13, 2018 23:46:21 GMT -5
Bear in mind, you're missing the point ....
It's not about the National Anthem, move your eyes to the left and watch the awesome polar bears having a lightsaber duel.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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Post by Wids on Jun 14, 2018 15:44:37 GMT -5
No I did sell him our most expensive whiskey before I even knew who he was. Oh, you clever opportunist, you! Shine on, Trey Parker. May your noble quest for...whatever it is that you're looking for succeed! |
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Post by Wids on Jun 14, 2018 15:46:05 GMT -5
Bear in mind, you're missing the point .... It's not about the National Anthem, move your eyes to the left and watch the awesome polar bears having a lightsaber duel. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Which one's the Sith? I'm betting on him. Or her, as the case may be. It's hard to tell. Polar bears aren't big on sexual dimorphism. But apparently they're big in the Force. (Oh, that's right. Blue lightsaber = Jedi, red lightsaber = Sith. The more you know! ) Hey, I thought you were from Mexico City! There's no Mexico City in Canada!  (...or is there?) |
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