Wids
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Post by Wids on Nov 6, 2017 15:37:28 GMT -5
Through the origins of this server, Kalbaern demonstrated a refined appreciation for persistent world creation.  Elsewhere, years ago, Kalbaern also demonstrated a refined appreciation for the old Japanese art of Haiku.  Now, let us show our appreciation for Kalbaern by fusing these two appreciations into one galloping Western-Heartlands-inspired Haikufest! Shall we begin?  I am full of beer. Puking on the floor, I feel BLARRFFF! ...exshpeeriyunnnced. Digging up some herbs. Damn you, stupid garlic bulbs! Where's my chicory? Bwains bwainz, bwains BWAINS bwainz. Bwains BWAINS bwainz, bwwwaaains bwainz bwains bwains... Must eatz human bwains! Now you try!  |
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Post by crediblethreat on Nov 7, 2017 19:56:59 GMT -5
Jazz nymphs swamp party,
Offering carnal delights.
The bard fails Will Save.
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Post by crediblethreat on Nov 7, 2017 20:00:02 GMT -5
An Ode to Onitsura
On the temple bell
has settled and is
boring us, the bard.
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Post by crediblethreat on Nov 7, 2017 20:10:37 GMT -5
The bard thinks himself
clever. Dunning Kruger comes
to The High Forest.
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Post by crediblethreat on Nov 7, 2017 20:13:15 GMT -5
Stupid ass giants,
Throwing boulders point blank at
rogues. Evasion rocks.
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Post by crediblethreat on Nov 7, 2017 20:20:02 GMT -5
A coward black dragon
employs his guards as Roomba™
with hordes of oozes.
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Wids
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Post by Wids on Nov 7, 2017 21:24:08 GMT -5
(That's the spirit! You might want to work on that last one, though; "A coward black dragon" is six syllables. ) Myrta has a quest. I press "1" a dozen times.... Get to the point, ma'am! |
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Wids
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Post by Wids on Jan 2, 2018 12:08:43 GMT -5
Viet Cong squirrels
Burrow faster than the eye.
Where's the garden hose?
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Post by hungrycrow on Jan 5, 2018 9:59:23 GMT -5
Bad poet in wrong thread
Bloody William is undead
Long in tooth crinkled head
What is the common name of the fantasy character?
Bonus points if you know why the poem violates canon.
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Wids
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Post by Wids on Jan 5, 2018 11:19:53 GMT -5
1) William the Bloody, aka. Spike (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer). 2) There wasn't one crinkled thing about Spike's head. |
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Post by hungrycrow on Jan 5, 2018 12:52:05 GMT -5
Awesome Wids. Yes Spike was a bloody awful poet. But contrary to D&D lore I don't think vampires are undead in the Buffyverse. Technically I think they are curse and/or demonically possessed. Wids is cool Wids is Great Wids knows his head from his Toes from his nose |
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Wids
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Post by Wids on Jan 5, 2018 17:50:25 GMT -5
Oh, they're undead, all right. There was that one episode where Buffy explained the process of becoming a vampire as "You die, and a demon sets up shop in your body and takes your place." Something to that effect. So death is indeed a requisite to Buffyverse vampirism; ergo, undeath. Also, the musical accompaniment has arrived! Encore, Spike! Encore! That'll do, Spike. That'll do. |
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Wids
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Post by Wids on Feb 6, 2018 1:55:44 GMT -5
Little acid drops Bouncing down into a hole. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. |
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Wids
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Post by Wids on May 2, 2018 14:41:22 GMT -5
Tantarn's Common Room. Closing door warps time and space, Yanking you from bed.
(I hate that!  ) |
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Wids
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Post by Wids on May 2, 2018 15:44:47 GMT -5
What a monstrous roar! Be it dragon? Devil? Beast? Oh...it's just a Zhent. |
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