Dead Birds and Fish World Wide

[DM Cavalier]

Okay so I am sure the fear mongering has reached everyone else. Talk about everything from cloaked UFOs to the Earth's Magnetic Pole's are about to shift, is hitting even mainstream news.

I haven't seen any bird die offs here in Michigan but it is eerily quiet, we usually at least have Cardinals floating around but nothing. Just one plump squirrel in the back yard.

Anyone else have theories or personal experience?

For now it might just have to be assumed it is all DM Hellequin's coming.

[DM Hellequin]

*hides dead finch behind back*



what?

*shifty-eyed*

[Micteu]

Everything seems pretty normal up here in the Frozen North; we even saw a flock of sparrows on the way to college this morning. Although now that you mention it, it was only -16 degrees Fahrenheit this morning. I guess his hellish influence over birds doesn't work where there is no heat.

[gwydion669]

Don't forget the disappearing bees ... last I heard, 90% of 'em have gone *poof* in some areas!!

I vote for Ma Nature just getting ready for 2012.

*lovingly strokes shotgun while re-counting spam stockpile*