Post by Wids on Feb 6, 2018 18:32:16 GMT -5
Holy freakin' Chrysler, dude! What's up with the dadgummed-near-invincible Haggard Miners?
Lilibeza burned through all of her Stoneskin potions and spellbooks, all of her Death Armor potions, most of her Cure Whatever Wounds potions, about six Chicories, a Burning Hands wand, most of her Forceblast wand and a bunch of other stuff, and that was just to kill one of these Haggard Miners! And I'm supposed to believe that these three miners couldn't just bash down the cell door, cut through that Ogre Chieftain and the uberwitch who was running the whole show — along with all fifty-billion goblins — and walk out of the mine on their own? Lilibeza mowed down all of the above (though that little hag of a mage gave her a lot of trouble), and that Haggard Miner still made a speedbag out of her!
And to top it all off, Lilibeza didn't get jack squat for finally beating that one Haggard Miner out of three! "Oh, you don't get any XP because that miner was non-hostile!" Dude, that miner was plenty hostile! He started it! All Lilibeza said to him was "Hey, I don't work for free, mister! Either pay up or I'm leaving you here to rot!" and he flipped his wig, drew a dagger and started casting a buttload of spells that no mere miner has any right to cast! Hell, all he had to say was "Okay, Lilibeza, as soon as we get back to town, you can have my farm, or my youngest kid, or my prized Rottweiler, or a dozen of my chickens to give to Shar as blood offerings...whatever," and she would have said, "Okay, cool. But don't make me come looking for you, or I will murder and destroy everything that you love!" and then she would have let him escape, and everything would have been perfectly cool! She's not a Paladin, she's not running a charity, she just nuked her way through an army to get to your supposedly haggard butt and you need to compensate her for her time, materials and effort, dude!
And then the Boat Captain stabbed Lilibeza from behind when she got back to Orlbar, so clearly he's in cahoots with those godlike Haggard Miners somehow.
Frickin' Aodamned surprise-WTF-owowowowOW Haggard Miners and their frickin' psychic, butt-stabbing Boat Captain buddies....
Anyway, I had to rant. Holy crappoly, dudes! Why are those butt-wretched prisoners so frickin' OP?
Rant ends.