Minor Weirdness: Dwarven Horses and More!

[Wids]

So if you talk to a town guard while Wild Shaped (preferably into an animal which could actually wander around town without sounding any alarms), the guard talks to you as if you were a dwarf, even if you never were a dwarf in the first place.

Why is that?  

(The townsfolk don't seem to do the same, however; even after polymorphing (for the sake of experimentation) and talking to dozens of townies in Orlbar, Llorkh and Loudwater, I never even got a single "The tavern be over dere" or "You have to go all the way to Llorkh to get some ale" comment.  Apparently it's just the guards who can't tell a dwarf from a horse, a dog, a cat, a goat, a frog, a rabbit or a pig.)

[Wids]

Further case in point:

Jaynah!  I thought elves were supposed to be smart!  That is clearly a baby blue dragon hovering in front of that elf, not a "stout one".  

(Why the blue wyrmling form instead of Maralah's usual gold wyrmling form?  Three wills o'wisp just outside of Elvenport!  Baby blue dragons just eat those things alive.    )

[kalbaern]

Eventually, I'll get around to this. It requires a good bit of scripting followed by tracking down all the conversation nodes and random emotes that check for a race.