Possible Reasons The Server Is Down (Tongue-in-Cheek)

[Mather blather]

Some possible reasons for the server being down:

1) "Katessa, put that scimitar away! Don't you know you could cut the power...cord?"

2) Ria casts storm of vengeance. Server suffers severe damage from lightning and acid rain.

3) Grey experiments with epic spell that changes the weather. Forgets to cast the cantrip that keeps Ria's boots clean on the server before doing so. Server is drenched in rain and short circuits.

4) Mather sees server and says, "Ohhh." Jabs at power button with flaming sword.

5) Landress decides he needs a break from chilango's map the server project. Pops open the server, takes the RAM, and runs off with it.

6) Ceffrey determines that the server is the source of the Savage Frontier's demonic infestations. The server is promptly destroyed.

[DM Disaster]

Jan 6, 2016 10:03:15 GMT -5 Mather blather said:

1) "Katessa, put that scimitar away! Don't you know you could cut the power...cord?"

"There was a spider on it! Next time YOU get it!"

[Mather blather]

Well, at least that's one less spider making it into the server.

[jaynah]

Thanks for the humor, Mather