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Post by Mather blather on Nov 18, 2015 11:52:53 GMT -5
"SF" here stands for "Savage Frontier," but it can also stand for "Sunday funnies." So in that vein...
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Post by Mather blather on Nov 18, 2015 11:55:10 GMT -5
An NPC said something the other day (I forget exactly what) that prompted me to come up with this joke:
What does an orcish barbarian find when he cleaves an elf?
Two half elves.
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Post by Mather blather on Nov 18, 2015 12:01:13 GMT -5
Mather asking Grey what they're going to be doing tonight.
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Post by kalbaern on Nov 19, 2015 10:54:04 GMT -5
An NPC said something the other day (I forget exactly what) that prompted me to come up with this joke:
What does an orcish barbarian find when he cleaves an elf?
Two half elves. Things like this make for great ambience. Feel free to post NPC one liner suggestions anytime.
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Post by Mather blather on Nov 26, 2015 4:47:22 GMT -5
Totally agree about the ambiance. Things like that bring the server to life.
Anyway, today Mather ran into an NPC party that had a mage with the rather unfortunate name of Granny. Yep, you guessed it. The fight ended with the message, "Mather Kelteel killed Granny." Got to say, Granny was a tough, old broad. I think she had a Greater Stoneskin up. Knocked her down twice. First time had to run away because she'd just hit Mather full on with an Isaac's that took him down to badly injured. Granny was no pushover. Hate to see what Sonny and the grandkids are like.
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Post by Mather blather on Dec 8, 2015 5:35:11 GMT -5
I've noticed before that the price of bandages in Lorkh seems fixed. Not sure if it's the same price for everyone, but it's always 420 gold for the deluxe for me. So what exactly is in these bandages to make them so 420 friendly?
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Post by Mather blather on Jan 4, 2016 23:04:07 GMT -5
How do you taunt a brown pudding?
By telling it you've always preferred vanilla pudding over chocolate.
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Post by Mather blather on Feb 6, 2016 18:13:19 GMT -5
Here's one I came up with today:
If drow are elves and elves never sleep, why is being sleepy called being drowsy?
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Post by kalbaern on Feb 8, 2016 11:58:32 GMT -5
Here's one I came up with today:
If drow are elves and elves never sleep, why is being sleepy called being drowsy? I came back .... for this !?!?!
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